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I Stuck It In The Wrong Hole

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:09:55 GMT

Wrong Hole Lyrics

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight

We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground

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Presenting... My New Phone!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:26:42 GMT

A few weeks ago, my mobile phone kaput.

It all started with the speaker.

When I dialed a number, there's no dialing tone. When the call is connected, there's no ringing tone as well and when the other party picks up the phone, I can't hear their voice.

Strangely, when I plugged in the ear piece, I could hear everything as per normal.

Fine, I could probably live with that albeit the inconvenience of having to plug in the earpiece whenever I use the phone.

Shortly after, I can't hear music playing from the speaker either although I could still hear the music playing when the earpiece is plugged in.

That's a relief and I could still put up with it.

BUT!

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Four Years On, The Pain Lingers...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:35:06 GMT

We wish we could have told you,
in words you'd understand,
We wanted you to stay with us.
This wasn't what we'd planned.

We wish somehow to tell you,
How empty we now feel.
A part of us went with you,
A part that time can't heal.

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Haw Par Villa

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:18:48 GMT

Haw Par Villa, formerly known as the Tiger Balm Gardens, was originally constructed in 1937.

Aw Boon Haw created the park which depicts Chinese mythology, heroes, folklore, legends and history to teach and preserve Chinese values.

The gate, which was built originally for the Villa

Do you know why Haw Par Villa was named as such even though there was no Villa anywhere in the park?

Actually, there was.

Initially, Aw Boon Haw bought the site to build a grand Villa for his brother, Aw Boon Par. However, distraught by the loss of his brother after the war, Aw Boon Haw had the Villa demolished but continued to improve and expand the grounds until his death in 1954.

Haw Par Villa was later sold to STB (Singapore Tourism Board) in 1979.

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Older And Wiser

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:11:55 GMT

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like;
And I'm sure he understands.
When he looks at me so attentively,
And gently licks my hands;
Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,
But I never say naught thereat.
For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes,
But never a friend like that.

W. Dayton Wedgefarth

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Mee Siam

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:59:06 GMT

Decided to cook Mee Siam today.

This is even easier to prepare than the Laksa. Just follow the instructions behind the Instant Mee Siam Paste.

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What Is Wrong With The Education System?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:56:58 GMT

I chanced upon a blog today, which belonged to thirteen year old Thomas.

When I first read it, I couldn't believe that a thirteen year old boy actually did those things mentioned.

In his September 16 entry, Thomas was giving "sparring" lessons to his classmate after school. Apparently, he was coaching and preparing Shawn for the showdown with someone from class 1A3.

http://aku-thomas.blogspot.com

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Laksa

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:15:42 GMT

This is real easy peasy. Just follow the instructions behind the Laksa Paste.

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A Lost Dog, A PRC Guy And A Pack Of Lies

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:46:20 GMT

For the past week, I was appalled to learn about this PRC guy who goes round adopting rescued dogs for a minimal fee, and then reselling them for a profit.

Read the first story about the Great Dane here and the second story about the MBT (Miniature Bull Terrier) here for some background information.

According to the PRC guy, his Mum's friend (another PRC guy) brought Xena, the MBT to his factory in Tuas where she was tied to a lamp post and left in the rain overnight. By the next morning, Xena ran away.

Did Xena really run away like he said? Did he come up with this story because she has already been resold and he could not get her back? Or worst, did she ended up in the claypot?

Whether it's the truth or not, the utmost task at hand is to continue the search for Xena.

Help Xena come home!

S$1500 reward for her safe return!

Share this on your Facebook please!

http://bit.ly/pdbPY

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The Super Chi Bai Song

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:13:51 GMT

This song might be offensive to some (especially the ladies) but just enjoy the video with an open mind...

The boy looks freakingly like our little friend here...

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